What is Mona Lisa Vaginal Rejuvenation?
The Mona Lisa Vaginal Rejuvenation is performed with a carbon-based laser that is both vaginally inserted and used externally to fully rejuvenate your vagina, labia and pelvic mound.
It does this by increasing collagen, vascularization, and elastin to the inside and surrounding areas of your vagina.
That is a lot of words to say….Do you want your vagina to look,feel, and act like it did when you were younger?
Of course you do!
Do you want your sex life to be off the charts? Do you want to throw out all the lube and instead be your own best lubricant? Do you want to be able to laugh hard and proud and keep all the urine inside until you decide to pee? Do you want to stop having all these bladder infections and the constant rounds of antibiotics?
Of course you do!
Who are we?
We are women just like you, at various stages of our lives, wanting YOU to live your best life. We love what we do and WE LOVE how we change your life. The treatments are very private, safe, hygienic and best of all fast! There is little to no pain and we make sure to take your comfort into our hands from when you walk in the door, until you skip out! (You might just want to!)
Mona Lisa Vaginal Rejuvenation is best for
- Increasing Collagen, Elastin and Vascularization to the Vagina inside and out
- Reestablishing Moisture aka wetness
- Tightening the Vagina
- Restoring Health and Elasticity to the walls of the Vagina
- Making Puffy Clouds out of your Labia
- Tightening the pelvic mound
- Restoring the color of your vagina to healthy shades!
- Stopping Incontinence
- Kicking out all the ghosts that have lingered there too long!
- Giving you your body back
Fresh Start
Getting Divorced? Breaking up with a long term partner? Entering Middle Age and looking for a new you? Wanting to feel like you are clearing energy from the past in the way that nothing else can?
This incredible laser will do all of that.
I had no idea what a powerful experience I would have when I had my Mona Lisa treatment. The first time my husband and I made love after the procedure I started crying these amazing tears of love. I truly felt like I was inviting him inside me for the first time. That I was whole and inviting him into a place that was sacred. I had no intention of experiencing this…it just happened organically. This knowingness that my body was mine, and I was CHOOSING who I wanted to share it with.
There are so many other health and cosmetic benefits that arise with this procedure which are listed on the backside of this pamphlet, but I wanted to personally share my story of connection. My sexual relationship with my partner has reached new levels I never dreamed possible. I would love to gift you this same magic.
Become all of yourself again.
Peri/Menopause?
It doesn’t have to be like this. Let me guess…the days of feeling lush are gone and with it is the feeling of dryness, brittleness, thin skin?
Guess What.
We can reverse all of that in 15 min.
You read that right. I said, we can reverse all of that in 15 minutes.
Let me introduce you to the Mona Lisa Laser. Menopause does NOT have to be the end of your fabulous sex life. It can be the beginning.
Plump Labia, Cushiony Soft vagina, Tight Pelvic Mound, Control when you laugh your heart out but not your pee. And did I mention..wet? Remember the days when we would get turned on and boom…you are a river flowing? Want those days back?
Become all of yourself again.
Mother’s Rejuvenation
Welcome to Motherhood. The land of peeing when you laugh. The world where you can no longer feel your man’s member in the space that was created from your lovely baby’s exit. The stretching of the nethers till you don’t recognize yourself again.
Um.
Would you like help reversing that? You get to keep the baby, but you get your pre-pregnancy vagina back. Would you like that?
Let me introduce you to the Mona Lisa Laser. I think you are going to love her. In 15 minutes she can tighten your vagina, stop the peeing when you don’t want to pee and myriad of other fabulous side effects.
Need I say more?
Become all of yourself again.
Cancer Survivors–Let’s do this!
First my heart goes out to you and your beautiful vagina. So many survivors are left with side effects from the treatment which saved your life, but which destroyed your sex life and so much more. The never ending dryness. The thin walls constantly creating infections.
You don’t have to live like that anymore.
Let’s do this!
Let me introduce you to the Mona Lisa Laser treatment for vaginal rejuvenation. With a 15 minute procedure we can re-establish wetness, bring circulation and some real consistency back to your vaginal walls, create a space that loves to love again–thereby allowing you the pleasure of intercourse yet again!
You got your life back. Now become all of yourself again!
Sexual Assault Survivors: Give me my Body Back!
My love. I truly feel your pain as I too was Sexually Assaulted at a young age. I worked so hard to heal that aspect of my life and actually convinced myself I had. And then I had this procedure and the first time I made love to my husband I started crying. I started crying because I was inviting him into me. I was inviting in the man of my dreams. I was inviting him to a space that was truly mine. And I did NOT see that coming.
The feeling I had in the 48 hours where my body was healing from the procedure is a 48 hours I will never forget. I did not expect to feel emotions lift out of me. I did not expect to find a deeper love for myself. I did not expect to feel sexually alive in a way that I hadn’t in a very long time, a place rooted so deeply within me. And yet I felt all of these things.
I don’t know any other way to say this, but all the ghosts were gone. They were gone.
We will work very differently with you if this is why you are seeking out the Mona Lisa. We will make sure you feel so safe. That you feel so seen. That you feel that we are with you in a way that allows you to simply let go of all of it. Just let it all go. Leave it on the table and walk away and look only at what’s new. What’s you now.
If it’s time to step fully into your whole body, we are ready for you. To help root into your sacral chakra. To give you the freedom to ground into your life.
It’s time to become all of yourself again.
Before Your Appointment: What you need to know
This is a list of how to have the smoothest, easiest experience with your Mona Lisa Vaginal Rejuvenation.
Please arrive at your session knowing you will be taken excellent care of. Please wear comfortable, non-binding clothing, including looser underwear.
I find it is best if you shave all your pubic hair off. With all your hair off, I can apply a numbing cream to your pubic mound and labia, making the experience almost pain-free.
The laser inside your vagina will NOT be felt except four times as I come out to your vaginal opening. It’s short, but it is spicy.
With the numbing cream, there is a mild sensation as I laser to the outside of your vagina. If you don’t shave, please know that most of the hair will be burnt off by the laser anyway, so it is in your best interest to shave fully.
Please know that you should fully urinate before your session. You can urinate directly after, but you should know for the first hour after the procedure that it will burn. Therefore, if you can wait, I recommend doing so.
I will have an ice pack here for you after your session. However, I have found that if you allow the sensation to pass, it passes very quickly. If you apply ice to the area, while it feels better immediately, it seems to take longer for the sensations to pass entirely.
There can be mild swelling and burning on the pubic mound and the upper thigh/labia area from the laser for up to 48 hours. Please know that IS POSSIBLE. You will be tender for a few hours after the procedure, but that is the only discomfort for many. In the worst-case scenario, there is tenderness for 48 hours. This is normal.
Please do not have sexual intercourse or insert anything into your vagina for at least 48 hours. Please test with your finger insertion first to ensure the tissue is healed before intercourse. That means that with your finger inserted, there is no pain, irritation, or unusual swelling. Be prepared to feel a vagina that you have not felt potentially for a very long time. (I know I was VERY surprised!)
Mona Lisa Vaginal Rejuvenation FAQ
Does it hurt?
No and a tiny bit. First let me say that I apply numbing cream to your pubic mound and labia. When I insert the laser you do not feel anything until I am right at the opening of your vagina. That is spicy for a quick second. You will feel that 4 times and that is the worst of it. It lasts only a few seconds. The rest is a little irritating but not horrible. The only people who CANNOT have the numbing cream are people who know they are allergic to novacaine. Please make sure you let us know on your intake form if you are allergic.
How many do I need?
That answer changes depending on the state of your vagina. If you have had many years of a menopausal vagina that is very dry and brittle the chances are you are going to need 3. If you are very badly radiation burned from chemo you may also need 3 sessions, but that truly depends. Everyone else really does extremely well with just one.
How did you find out about this treatment?
I had a very menopausal friend tell me about her experience. I was riveted. This woman had her life changed in this short session and I wanted to know more about it!
Why do you offer this treatment?
I have made healing women a priority for 25 years. If I can help integrate all our deep work together, help you heal in a way that literally nothing else can, and do it all in a safe environment then I want everything to do with that!
How much does it cost?
Each session is $800.
Do you sell packages? I do not sell packages. The price range for these treatments is $800-$1500. I am at the very lowest end of the scale and therefore you are already getting the very best price.
Is there anyone who shouldn’t have one?
If you have any lesions present in your vagina or are on anticoagulant treatment you are not a candidate. If you know you keloid scar we may want to have a conversation about that.
Can anything go wrong?
NOPE. There may be some redness, swelling and tenderness for 48 hours. Aloe can help soothe the slight burn that may occur on the public mound. We have aloe for sale here in case you think that might help you.
How long until I see changes?
That depends on your healing speed but definitely by 48 hours after the treatment. Some women see results the first day.
Do I really have to shave everything?
You don’t HAVE to, but if you want a more comfortable experience I highly recommend it. Please remember most of your hair will be burned off by the laser anyway….and you won’t get as much of the numbing cream to help with the laser burn.